From an online dating profile far, far away:
I love drama, mind games, bitches, and sluts. I have enough baggage to fill twelve airline compartments. I am here to waste your time.
That was totally tongue-in-cheek, by the way, but it's also sort of totally true. I'm a big weirdo who enjoys other big weirdos. I wanna read your big weird writing and hear your big weird thoughts.
You might also have seen me around as "cram"! Or "catlips"! Or "creepbait"! Or a half dozen other nicknames of future past. My journal is mostly friends-only at the moment, but I tend to post, read, and comment at least once a day. Feel free to add or remove or comment or ignore as you see fit.